Big crazy thoughts

If you throw a stone into the sea, you will probably be the last person in the history of the universe to touch that stone.

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on the internet.

"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

Shower thoughts...

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